This Isn't Going To Be Good For Anyone...

The FBI: Coming to a bank near you?

"The FBI is investigating four major U.S. financial institutions whose collapse helped trigger a $700 billion bailout plan by the Bush administration, The Associated Press has learned."

Your tax dollars at work.

"A former Iraqi official estimated yesterday that more than $13 billion meant for reconstruction projects in Iraq was wasted or stolen through elaborate fraud schemes."

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. (By Ben Heine.)

Iran's president, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, is visiting the United Nations and using the opportunity to spew more ___________ (fill in the blank). The weasel says the world can take a flying leap. Iran is going to build all the nukes it wants. Note to Iran: You know that "doomsday clock" on the wall? You don't really set the time on it, Israel does.

Extra: Since we're on the topic of things that are bad for you, how about the 2,300-calorie Baskin-Robbins "Death Shake?"

Death with a straw.