Obviously, this is not good...
Wait, what? We want to give other nations more say - especially over free speech? A free press?
The story continues: “Other nations have been mobilizing against ICANN.
What a brilliant idea! I mean, especially since so many other nations - including some we call "friends" - are just as dedicated to freedom as we are. I'm sure this will all end superbly.
After all, when countries like Egypt, Libya and China have control over the Internet, they've been nothing but wonderful. Right?