When hipsters collide...

A hilarious send-up (below) of some of the left's favorite icons...

And they call that other network "unfair and biased"

So someone with a different opinion is now a "wingnut?"

According to CNN Money’s headline -- above an analysis of GOP positions on debt-ceiling increases by reporter Jeanne Sahadi -- is the term, "wingnuts."

As we all know, that's purely objective, unbiased reporting/terminology.

You stay professional, CNN...

He's not laughing at you...

...he's laughing with you. (Right?)

“President Obama's Council on Jobs and Competitiveness met today in Durham, NC, at Cree Inc., a company that manufactures energy-efficient LED lighting,” according to a Fox News story. “One of the Council's recommendations to President Obama was to streamline the federal permit process for construction and infrastructure projects. It was explained to Obama that the permitting process can delay projects for ‘months to years ... and in many cases even cause projects to be abandoned ... I'm sure that when you implemented the Recovery Act your staff briefed you on many of these challenges.’

“At this point, Obama smiled and interjected, according to the report (see video clip below), “‘Shovel-ready was not as ... uh .. shovel-ready as we expected.’ The Council, led by GE's Jeffrey Immelt, erupted in laughter. The Obama administration promised the Recovery Act (‘the stimulus’) would prevent the jobless rate from going over 8 percent.”

The report points out that the national unemployment figure “now stands at 9.1 percent.”

Hilarious, right?

(h/t: original video - Fox News)

On the next episode of "The Al Qaeda Office"

Chock full of nuts (and petty politics)...

"Worldwide terror network Al Qaeda is riddled with petty office politics, files taken from Osama Bin Laden's Pakistan compound reveal," according to an article in The Daily Mail. "A trove of material recovered from the terror lair shows senior Al Qaeda figures were caught up in back stabbing and one-upmanship akin to the erratic behaviour seen in an average episode of 'The Office.'"

Al Qaeda's cast of characters...

Just great -- all this time we were worried about an attack hatched by Michael Scott and Dwight Schrute...

Weiner's whiners...

As Andrew Breitbart says, "When Ed Shultz sounds like the most reasonable person in your group, you have a problem."

No kiddin'...

Bonus: Gotta love Shultz telling Bill Press and Joan Walsh that they're "in denial."

Gee, ya think?

Dr. Death...dead

Now for the real story...

News item: "Dr. Jack Kevorkian dies at 83; 'Dr. Death' was advocate, practitioner of physician-assisted suicide -- Former Michigan pathologist Dr. Jack Kevorkian claimed to have assisted in the suicides of more than 130 terminally ill people between 1990 and 1998. He served eight years in prison for second-degree murder after he administered a lethal injection himself."

(LA Times)

Noted writer/ethicist Wesley J. Smith has earned a reputation as a staunch defender of those who are often defenseless -- the sick, the disabled, those who have no voice in the courts of law or public opinion. In short, he champions life. A Senior Fellow in Human Rights and Bioethics at the Discovery Institute, a consultant to the International Task Force on Euthanasia and Assisted Suicide, and a special consultant for the Center for Bioethics and Culture, he has written and spoken extensively on the "phenomenon" of assisted suicide...and its now-late poster boy, Jack Kevorkian.

In the following piece (which he posted at National Review's blog, "The Corner"), he gives us the real backstory of "Dr. Death" that most people will be surprised to learn about -- particularly those who have been sucked in by puff pieces and falsehoods spread by the popular media.

Kevorkian: A Dark Mirror on Society

June 3, 2011 12:07 P.M.
By Wesley J. Smith

The death of Jack Kevorkian by natural causes has a certain irony, but it is not surprising. His driving motive was always obsession with death. Indeed, as he described in his book Prescription Medicide, Kevorkian’soverriding purpose in his assisted-suicide campaign was pure quackery, e.g., to obtain a societal license to engage in what he called “obitiatry,” that is, the right to experiment on the brains and spinal cords of “living human bodies” being euthanized to “pinpoint the exact onset of extinction of an unknown cognitive mechanism that energizes life.”

So, now that he is gone, what is Kevorkian’s legacy? He assisted the suicides of 130 or so people and lethally injected at least two by his own admission (his first and his last); as a consequence of the latter, he served nearly ten years in prison for murder. But I think his more important place in contemporary history was as a dark mirror that reflected how powerful the avoidance of suffering has become as a driving force in society, and indeed, how that excuse seems to justify nearly any excess.

Thus, while the media continually described him as the “retired” doctor who helped “the terminally ill” to commit suicide, at least 70 percent of his assisted suicides were not dying, and five weren’t ill at all according to their autopsies. It. Didn’t. Matter. Kevorkian advocated tying assisted suicide in with organ harvesting, and even stripped the kidneys from the body of one of his cases, offering them at a press conference, “first come, first served.” It. Didn’t. Matter. And as noted above, he wanted to engage in ghoulish experiments. It. Didn’t. Matter. He was fawned over by the media (Time invited him as an honored guest to its 75th anniversary gala, and he had carte blanche on 60 Minutes), enjoyed high opinion polls, and after his release from prison was transformed by sheer revisionism into an eccentric Muppet. He was even played by Al Pacino in an HBO hagiography.

Kevorkian and his killing machine...

Kevorkian was disturbingly prophetic. He called for the creation of euthanasia clinics where people could go who didn’t want to live anymore. They now exist in Switzerland and were recently overwhelmingly supported by the voters of Zurich in an initiative intended to stop what is called “suicide tourism.” Belgian doctors have now explicitly tied euthanasia and organ harvesting. In the U.S., mobile suicide clinics run by Final Exit Network zealots continue unabated despite two prosecutions, as voters in two states legalized Kevorkianism as a medical treatment.

Time will tell whether Kevorkian will be remembered merely as a kook who captured the temporary zeitgeist of the times, or whether he was a harbinger of a society that, in the words of Canadian journalist Andrew Coyne,“believes in nothing [and] can offer no argument even against death.“

Looks like he picked the wrong week...

Treasury Sec. Tim Geithner (left) and "Steve McCroskey" -- both suffering from delusions...

David Freddoso (over at the Washington Examiner) points out that the Administration's decision to tout its meddling in/with the auto industry is a bit ill-timed: "President Obama and his union allies have decided that the 2012 reelection will prominently feature a defense/justification of the General Motors and Chrysler bailouts. This nascent effort included Treasury Secretary Tim Geithner's op ed in the Washington Post this week, which was both inaccurate and ill-timed."

Freddoso adds: "Geithner's op-ed was also noteworthy because it came the day before GM's stock price plummeted on disappointing May sales numbers. Year-to-date, GM is selling more cars than last year, but its sales were down year-over-year for May. [see chart] And it is selling all those cars only by offering incentives more than 50 percent more generous than the industry average. The company has now lost more than 10 percent of its value since its IPO just seven months ago, and its stock is off about 25 percent from its peak in February. So way to go, taxpayer. And keep your wallet handy, because you're probably going to have to bail them out again eventually."

Maybe the timing will be better...next time?